Pringle Introduces the Mother Fuckers' 1st Song, in which the Mother Fuckers will declare their Intentions most Evil

LO; TAPPED IN ON THE LISP
OF MY CRISP INTERCOM,
THE PEOPLE’S CRYING OUT,
& THE BARDIC TRIGONAL
THONG ~ THE SCIENTISTS
AND ALL THEIR SPECTRAL
MANAGERIALS 2 WHOM,
THE SPIRAL TENTACLE
SPITS TOKENS, HEARD
THE SINGING MAKE TRUE
LIGHT OF THEIR PROBLEM,
& AWOKEN, 2 THEIR
POWER'S DELIGHT, USED
THAT COOL THOT AS LUBE,
4 THE VACUUM STATIC
STINGING THRU THEIR
MOTHER FUCKING
VAMPIRIC DROOL.
YES, THE SCIENTISTS
LEARNED HOW 2 SING;
AND, THIS BE THE SONG
THAT THEY SANG: