13 April 2008

Lou-Ellen of the People; Boot Stomp Reprise



Lou-Ellen of the People:
OH THAT SONG, IT BE A RINGER, ‘N
I’VE NO DOUBT ITS TUNE WILL LINGER.
BUT WE DON’T NEED TO MAKE A MESS,
OF OUR FREE LUNCH ~ SO I CONFESS:
I WOULD RATHER SIT ‘N SING ABOUT
OUR DIGESTING BLESSINGS, THAN
REPEAT THOSE AWFUL LYRICS,
THEM SECULAR DIGRESSIONS.
WE NEED THE MUSIC IN OUR BONES,
‘BOUT THAT THERE AINT NO QUESTION,
BUT IF WE DO WHAT THAT SONG SAID,
IT MIGHT CHANGE OUR COMPLEXION!

Pringle:
HOLY SHIT THE BED, I PRINGLE SAID ~
THAT LOU-ELLEN WITH HER POPULARITY’S
GONE ‘N WAY-LAID THE FREE SPIRIT.
LISTEN HOW THE PEOPLE CRY ‘N DROOL
AMEN N2 THEIR PLATES OF FRIES!
FUCKING HELL! WE'RE GONNA LOSE!

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