The Poets to the People; Lunch Buffet Country Radio Boot Stomp Intervention

Poets
     IF THEM LABS, ALL STILTED,
THO A FUR PIECE YONDER,
BE THE PRIMARY VACUUM
OF THE SHIT THAT WE’VE NOTED
MOST THE PEOPULACE AIN’T GOT,
HAVING MUCH LESS PONDERED,
WE SHLD TAKE A LONG WALK
ROUND THE PIER GOING FROM
THERE 2 HERE AND REDISTRIBUTE
ALL THE SHIT WE CAN GET, LIKE
THE SOURCE OF STREAMING QUA
LITATIVE SPIT WHERE GROWS CRITIQUE.

Pringle
YO POETS, CHECK IT OUT:
THE PEOPLE’VE ALL STOPPED
EATING; THEY BANG IN TIME
THEIR SPORKS UPON THE PLANES
OF PURE FORMICA. METHINKS
THEY WISH YR SONG BE KEPT
A-SUNG. GOOD WORK! BUT HARK,
WHO’S THIS? POPULAR LOU-ELLEN?
DOTH RISE HER VOICE ON LIQUID
STILTS, 2 QUELL THE PEOPLES’ WILL?
OH SHIT: SHE’S GOT THE INSTRUMENTAL!